Got any T Shirts?

The sun is shining and we are all geared up and ready to go, or at least so you might

This guy walks up to the stall and asks: “Got any T Shirts?”

I look around him at a stall filled with nothing but T shirts so I reply:

“My friend, practically all I’ve got is T Shirts.

I’ve got T Shirts with a big horse on
I’ve got T Shirts with a little horse on
I’ve got Round neck t shirts with a little horse on
I’ve got Round neck t shirts without a horse
I’ve got England t shirts
I’ve got Coloured t shirts
and I’ve got plain white t shirts”.

He takes one look at me and says “Got any V neck?”

No I didn’t have any V neck.

Time waster.

That’s this week’s report from Pete the Market Trader. The man on the street. Literally.